I Ate Like Naruto.
…no not Ramen. It was, well, it’s hard to say since I whipped up the thing myself; the monster I created was made up of noodles, teriyaki, sesame oil, shellfish, a robust amount of mushrooms, bamboo shoots, and a more-than-healthy dash of freshly-cut chili. And no, this Frankenstein wasn’t interested in lightning and how it could activate the molecules of the noodles into some semblance of shambling unlife. This Dr. ate the whole thing, a whole bowlful. And this Dr. was pleased.
Noodles into unlife? What were you thinking? Mongolian noodle tentacle rape? 0_0 Eeeeuw man.
The thing was good. We ate at Green Haven, a place recommended by our Chaos God, Slaanesh (our boss). It’s an eat-all-you-can placed tucked neatly into Ketkai’s the Strip, as one of my friends called it. (Uh, is the Strip the whole thing or is there a place there called the "Strip"? 0_0) It was a whopping 220 bucks and I brought my girlfriend along but it was well worth it. Delicious, filling. I had it stir-fried and man, I never tasted anything like it. =)__)
Months ago, I was the Avatar of Khaine and my boss was Slaanesh. I was defending the eldar from her clutches, preventing them from being axed. Now the situation is reversed and she is the Avatar, defending those pointy-eared things with their annoying Fleet of Foot while I am Khorne, the Destroyer. But no, this afternoon, we won’t lock horns about the fate of mortals.
I’m going to thank her. Because last night my friends found a place where we could eat like Konohans. =)__)
